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hungriestblogger:

i’m 80% sure this is the only reason why people actually know what angler fish are

hungriestblogger:

i’m 80% sure this is the only reason why people actually know what angler fish are

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homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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purjo:

muslimmilf:

thehottestdesignershades:

oprahsmom:

fashion

omg it’s just like cinderella <333

cinderella gotta shave dem legs

cinderella does what cinderella wants

purjo:

muslimmilf:

thehottestdesignershades:

oprahsmom:

fashion

omg it’s just like cinderella <333

cinderella gotta shave dem legs

cinderella does what cinderella wants

(Source: goaulds-guys-and-girls)

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robincharlesstinson:

All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos (updated!)

(Source: imsirius)

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dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

(Source: galaxys4)

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zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(Source: zennmaister)

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pocket-monster-vegeta:

Epic moment :’D

pocket-monster-vegeta:

Epic moment :’D

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littlegeekyfanart:

Painted Ponyta this morning, and I’m very satisfied with the result! :)
Hope you like it as much I do! :D It will be in my Etsy shop soon, so keep your eyes open! :)
Little Geeky Fan Art

littlegeekyfanart:

Painted Ponyta this morning, and I’m very satisfied with the result! :)

Hope you like it as much I do! :D It will be in my Etsy shop soon, so keep your eyes open! :)

Little Geeky Fan Art

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deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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